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2 Pagal |
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein
kia hai tu ye anday tumhara..
aur ager tum ye batado kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay
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ager tum ye bhi bata dogay ke ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morghi bhi
tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. |
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Clever |
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the
sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
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Mr. Bean & Doctor |
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Doctor : I am sorry to say but you have a
Brain tumor
Mr. Bean : Shouts and say Whatttttttt???? YUPPPPPPPYYYYYY
Doctor : :S I have told you a bad newss.. why are you so
excited
Mr. Bean : Atleast it proved that I have got a Brain..!
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Shazia or Laila |
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Shazia : Tum abhi tak zinada ho???
Laila : :S Kioun kia hua ?
Shazia : Kal tumari ammi meri ammi se keri thin - Bhen zara
qenchi to dena mene laila ka gala kaatna hai . . |
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Mr. Bean & Doctor |
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Doctor : I am sorry to say but you have a
Brain tumor
Mr. Bean : Shouts and says Whatttttttt???? YUPPPPPPPYYYYYY
Doctor : :S ... I have told you a bad newss.. why are you so
excited
Mr. Bean : Atleast it proved that I have got a Brain..!
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Ooni Ya Sooti ? |
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Amir : yar ye sweater to Ooni dikhayee deta
hai - Mager label to sooti ka laga hua hai
Adil : Hai to ye khalis ooni mager keeron ko dhoka dene ke lie ye
label khud laga
rakha hai... |
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