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2 Pagal
  Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara..
aur ager tum ye batado kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bhi bata dogay ke ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morghi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
 
 
Clever
  Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.
 
 
Mr. Bean & Doctor
Doctor : I am sorry to say but you have a Brain tumor
Mr. Bean : Shouts and say Whatttttttt???? YUPPPPPPPYYYYYY
Doctor :  :S I have told you a bad newss.. why are you so excited
Mr. Bean :  Atleast it proved that I have got a Brain..!
 
Shazia or Laila
Shazia : Tum abhi tak zinada ho???
Laila :  :S Kioun kia hua ?
Shazia : Kal tumari ammi meri ammi se keri thin - Bhen zara
qenchi to dena mene laila ka gala kaatna hai . .
 
Mr. Bean & Doctor
Doctor : I am sorry to say but you have a Brain tumor
Mr. Bean : Shouts and says Whatttttttt???? YUPPPPPPPYYYYYY
Doctor :  :S ... I have told you a bad newss.. why are you so excited
Mr. Bean :  Atleast it proved that I have got a Brain..!
 
Ooni Ya Sooti ?
Amir : yar ye sweater to Ooni dikhayee deta hai - Mager label to sooti ka laga hua hai
Adil : Hai to ye khalis ooni mager keeron ko dhoka dene ke lie ye label khud laga
rakha hai...
 


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